Intelligent Alien Life Detected on Distant Planet

Astronomers are wildly exuberant over having achieved their long awaited dream of contacting intelligent alien life on a distant planet.

A radio-telescope message sent from earth fifty years ago has finally been received, and responded to, by living creatures on a far distant planet. 

Here is the response that was received:

Thank you for contacting the planet Glip-Glop.  If you are an astronomer, please press one.  If you are a member of a deteriorating civilization and are hoping for rescue by powerful-but-benevolent aliens who will not eat you, please contact the planet R2D2 at galaxy code 911-911-911.  If you are an insurance salesman selling super-nova insurance, press three.  If you believe you have reached this planet in error, please double check your frequency and amplitude, and re-transmit on a more narrow bandwidth.  Otherwise, please hold your radio and wait for an operator.  Your estimated wait time is 210 years.  While waiting, you will hear microwave cosmic background radiation noise for your entertainment.  Enjoy, and thank you for your interest in planet Glip-Glop.

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