Intelligent Alien Life Detected on Distant Planet
Astronomers are wildly exuberant over having achieved their long awaited dream of contacting intelligent alien life on a distant planet. A radio-telescope message sent from earth fifty years ago has finally been received, and responded to, by living creatures on a far distant planet. Here is the response that was received: Thank you for contacting the planet Glip-Glop. If you are an astronomer, please press one. If you are a member of a deteriorating civilization and are hoping for rescue by powerful-but-benevolent aliens who will not eat you, please contact the planet R2D2 at galaxy code 911-911-911. If you are an insurance salesman selling super-nova insurance, press three. If you believe you have reached this planet in error, please double check your frequency and amplitude, and re-transmit on a more narrow bandwidth. Otherwise, please hold your radio and wait for an operator. Your estimated wait time is 210 years. While waiting, ...

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